lightning is a crybaby

Daily Trivia:
Almost all airplanes are struck by lightning each year. Typically, the electricity harmlessly moves along the airplane body and back into the air.

That is like the opposite of how many mosquitoes get struck by lightning each year. Because according to the common idiom, very few, if any mosquitoes get struck by lightning. I am travelling in the air tomorrow and I am now not afraid of being struck by lightning. Not that I ever was. In fact, I am so not afraid of lightning that every time I see it I laugh at it and make fun of the way it dresses. Then it goes home to cry, put on black clothes, listen to goth music, and threaten to kill itself. Oh wait, that isn’t lightning, that is all the people whose lives I ruined in high school. Just kidding. I only ruined like five peoples lives. And it was middle school.

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