six word memoir 4

i hear everything and it hurts.

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six word memoir 3

this is not really a memoir.

six word memoir 2

there will be quite a lot.

six word memoir

i don’t know; i’m not done.

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classic. but not trivia.

me: better late than never, right?
Sean: pico
me: what is pico
Sean: thats my version of right
me: did you just make it up
Sean: i decided it means correct
me: oh. well. good decision. where did you find the word?
Sean: made it up

lightsaber in a library

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Boba Fett was cloned from Jango Fett in “Episode 2” on Kamino. He saw his dad die from getting his head cut off from a lightsaber that belonged to Mace Windu.

My meez is fighting with a lightsaber in the library. It is not an umbrella.

building blockheads

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Decapitated heads continued to respond to external stimuli for several seconds after parting from their respective bodies. For instance, some heads would look you in the eyes if you called their names. In fact, researchers theorize that you can have a “conversation” with a decapitated head for about 10 to 12 seconds. Lung-less, the head can’t talk, but it can blink to answer yes or no.

I am too tired right now to have a conversation with a body-less head. It would take a lot of energy since I would have to do all the talking. I guess that is a little like having a conversation with a stupid person. They only respond to you in dull blabbering idiot speak, which is still difficult to understand even in all of its obvious simplicity. You know when you see a really super closeup picture of a waffle and you have no idea what it is because it is the very building blocks of a waffle. That is what talking to a stupid person is like. They are too stupid to organize the building blocks of the human mind into anything resembling coherence, so it just comes out like “make war. go team. books suck.”